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Anyone gotten high on that Red Bull cola that contains cocaine yet?
I haven't seen it, but I had some Demon Killa Cola and it gave me increased heartrate, screwy vision, and a long hangover. I won't be having that again.
In other energy drink news, Weeping Child's favourite drink, Monster, has come to NZ. I'm scared to try it, though, because it's the same size as that Killa Cola shit that made me feel so funny.
They claim that their own tests show no traces of actual cocaine.
Oh no, of course not.
*snicker*
Yeah, I'll trust the independent analysis over the company's own. And I wonder if other energy drinks contain cocaine as well. I did have a particularly nasty reaction to that Killa Cola.
Not That Guy
05-28-2009, 03:25 AM
Oh for fucks sakes as if the food safety lobby group or whatever the fuck there called would allow cocaine in an energy drink.
Food safety lobbies are now removing the drink from shelves because they've been caught.
Angel
05-28-2009, 05:20 AM
Except there was a such a tiny amount that it's too small to cause any effects, even if you drink far more than the stated recommended daily allowance.
Also, there's no telling if it was just one batch that somehow got contaminated, or what.
what, the factory staff were doing some lines and the wind blew it into the mixture?
It contains coca leaf extract or something. Kind of like the Hemp drink that contains the harmless parts of the marijuana plant. If they can't safely extract the harmless bits of these plants 100% of the time, they shouldn't be allowed to use them.
Kirtan
05-30-2009, 01:34 AM
coca cola is the only company in america that is allowed to import the leaves that cocaine is made from.
original recipe. mmmmmm
and hemp in every form contains no thc these days, hence being called hemp. besides the fact hemp crops were required by law for farmers to grow back in the days.
You got a link to this? I'd like to invest :-D
besides the fact hemp crops were required by law for farmers to grow back in the days.
I see someone has been listening to Jello Biafra :)
Kirtan
06-13-2009, 03:14 AM
I see someone has been listening to Jello Biafra :)
or reading books.
*snicker*
Yeah, I'll trust the independent analysis over the company's own. And I wonder if other energy drinks contain cocaine as well. I did have a particularly nasty reaction to that Killa Cola.
That's actually a pretty common reaction to energy drinks and is on of the cheif reason why they have a warning message on the cans.
Angel
06-14-2009, 04:43 AM
That's actually a pretty common reaction to energy drinks and is on of the cheif reason why they have a warning message on the cans.
Yep.
That's actually a pretty common reaction to energy drinks and is on of the cheif reason why they have a warning message on the cans.
The thing is, I've had many different energy drinks before and this was the first time I reacted so badly. It didn't kill me, I'm not considering a lawsuit, I'm just never drinking that shit again.
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